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Do yourself a favor and search the Gaudi’s Unfinished Cathedral if you have a few minutes to kill. its a must see sight when in Barcelona. My pictures suck and im not gonna even try to give you a history lesson. for good pictures and a full story search it…

last night in the big city.

an attempt at a traditional meal. Our food ambassador was given free range to order for all of us but some of what Po wanted to order for us was not highly recommended by our waitress. ex. pigs hoof…she said “you are not ready for that”

low carb

only one bowl got shredded on our trip and Heezy killed it with the most style

Night is not over. a little rest so he can rage all night

“me llamo Ballins”

homeward bound

im smuggling home a cankle. hope i can get it through customs

thats a wrap

Down to our last day. There cant possibly be anything left to see in this town

the train stop for our home. My spanish is bad but i think is pronounced Licky-you

Taking one pair of shoes that are too big for you to begin with, bad idea

610 Posse rolls deep in spain

Ans kills. Ninja style. just a silent killer. He got tons of footage

another piece of graf i wish i could claim. whats that mean in spanish?

i have never seen PoHeezy eat shit so hard in my life as he did at this spot. and in case i missed it. he did it again 5 minutes later. Just as hard as the first, if not harder. i saw both

back lips

nosebluntsss

birdseye view

This locals ride screams “all business”

is it too early to recycle the “blunt to lip” joke?

I was asked to document the architecture for a certain lil lady so i did

as seen in a lil movie called “fully flared”

across the street

and across the other street

and across the other street

whats guy mariano or mark johnson got on heezys line?

 

From the first thought of skateboarding in Barcelona this spot was the one i wanted to go to most.

a downhill, smooth approach and dudes. cant ask for much more than that

“mongo”

When in Spain bring back a real souvenir. LoLa Garcia at LTW. i cant thank her enough for canceling another appointment and fitting me in, and for doing two appointments worth of work in one.

done.

tattoo shop art

 

 

“DUDE’

 

never too early

these stairs appear to lead to the end of the earth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i set my camera dead center on the floor and pulled the trigger

 

 

 

 

dont know allison, but she didnt have to draw anymore attention to it… shit was big

 

 

 

 

 

 

local watering hole

 

 

 

 

 

local

 

 

 

 

 

enough..tomorrow we visit the best spot ever

 

Take a day off and go sight seeing

nothing fresher then meat right off the pigs leg

for $50 you can get tons of fresh seafood for breakfast…and a beer

new favorite fruit

serious knocker

for $3 you can fill any oral fixations you might have

ballins got a heater

his pops RBC would be proud. ask him about RBC.

yes it says %100 Wild in 7 dif languages. perfect

more street performer bullshit

never mind the cigar, peep the mustache at this point

assault weapons for sale

all aboard

stunt junkie

pole trickster

did i mention his creepy “kid toucher” mustache

from what i heard the view up here is amazing. not today

next time we go inside

Moving on…

you get one guess on who raged the hardest last night…

wow. another perfect granite slant. weird

one guess on what heezy is dreaming about (refer to previous)

and what ballins is thinking about. he smoked alot of cigs on this trip

still a cankle. elevating doesnt do shit

this is where the dudes live

i think 4 grown men live in this room now

famous spot, perfect ground, perfect ledges, flat bars…only thing missing is a toilet

toilet found

dbl sided jaunts

ballins got his line

ballins demonstrates a flawless “mall” grab

So phil gets to spain and realizes he only brought the pants he had on. after 7 days of skating and raging the bar scene they were a bit ripe. left with no choice he went euro with a new pair of knickers. to rep a euro style means you have to leave your nuts at home. word on the street is they are overly tight where it counts

pre-game

i dont know charly but i have a feeling his bike tours are intense.

next time we take a day off to be tourists

Like i said…Back to Macba. The smoothest ground ever, perfect ledges, lots of attitudes

watched some foreigner switchflip the big four to boardsnap

look local and stand hard

what are you looking at dicknose

its not the same

so it has been like 5 days. swelling has not gone down, toes are still black, pain is still there. ballins and i take a walk to some primitive emergency room that has all the ancient equipment we threw away in the 70′s and get it looked at.

want free x-rays and health care in spain? tell them you dont have your i.d. or insurance cards. they are sending a bill to someone, just not me…

x-rays were negative. so doc wraps me from knee to toes in a hockey wrap with strict orders. No walking, No skateboarding, Elevate, when i get home in 5 days have a dr. take the wrap off and re-evaluate the situation. right

back in our room and hour later…nothing broke? lose the wrap, thanks for nothin

late late nights, early mornings

i hate camera happy foreigner tourists

the only bowl killed in barcelona, and he did without full pads

best warm up spot ever…. for me to sit at and elevate

the reason why it reeks of piss at Paral-lel, is because its one big toilet

Me? ummm i see a lightpost, 3 trees, and someones grandfather who stopped to pee while he was walking by. ask pappy and i bet he didnt see the kid with the camera

i elevate…doc’s orders

daylight graf heads

nosemanny lipsliders

teamwork

dogface

 

 

as we were being driven to the airport by mr heezy himself we werent 20 min out of southside bethlehem when he said “fuck it, im going i will buy a ticket at the airport”. awesome. just the clothes on his back. the moment came to reality moments later when realizing his passport was at home. phone calls were made. business was handled. we picked him up at the airport a few days after we got there.

waitin on Mr. Slikkk. weird

the champ is here, euro mullet in progress

i sat next to Michael Bolton on the train

and Luigi Ballins….(moustache finally takin shape)

how do you say “fag bag” in spanish?

wavy

phil and his BUDdy

TALL Beater

1000 push-ups and a cycle of roids away from being diesel

PT Cruiser destroys the bar hop

who says you cant mellon with stiches in your finger

at the bump to bar i elevated. cuz my toes have been turning black. rad

anything done from bank to bar is beyond respectable

just what we needed, another dude for our sausage party

first time i thought about home…i missed my boys…. next time its back to Macba

so we hooked up with a local Milan at Macba and went to his place to hook up Ballins. Big thanks to Milan, No thanks to his stingy roomate Winkle.

What makes Ballins happy? photochop by Brett

homeless

jack and crack in the locker, its on

escalator spot in a light a.m. rain

ballins…aka: virginia slim?

quick photoshoot for his new album cover

dudes

new stunt for mikeyslikk

air time

nope

cheater

no need for flour cuz we know where the wet spot is

ray put some time in on drying this spot and got his trick while some norwegian’s sat and watched

“dude, just how hard did you party last night Bro?”

weird, another perfect slant spot

B blew a load on his good slacks. way to go faggot

next

Ans steps up and dominates the Ratray ledge

other than the first lil bowl this place pretty much blows

end of the day ankle check. foot/ankle is swollen beyond recognition all the way to my toes. im seriously considering the the advice of the following image i saw on the metro

brilliant, but obviously just for attention. do it long ways if you really mean it pussy

guess whats in the sack. these guys are chased all over the city by police. basically a mobile flea market

prada bags, gucci crap, stunna shades…my guess is you wont get a reciept

ropes on all 4 corners and constantly on the look out so they can pick up and run in a second flat

board walk

junk quarter pipes on muscle beach

this spot will make you famous

when a rhyme hits, ballins documents

famous amazing spot number 100

MACBA

standing room only

dont fuck with the metro k-9′s

cankle update… not so good